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If Micro Baby Unicorns could talk, what would they sound like? Probably a mix of an excited squealing and otherworldly inflection. Or maybe they speak an ancient language that only other Baby Unicorns can understand. Whatever it may be, the Micro Baby Unicorn is guaranteed to inject overwhelming cuteness into your life (if not your…
RECIPE FOR BABY UNICORN – 2 ¼ cups of rainbow– 1 cup of good-hair-day– 1 photograph of corgi puppies during bathtime– Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens– â…“ tablespoon of derp– All the chocolate– A horn, I guess Combine all ingredients into an adorable round plush. For best results, hug vigorously and often. 15…
Do you need moral support for your smallest spiritual rituals? Micro Squishable Baphomet is here to help! Perhaps you want to make a very small summoning circle. Or create the tiniest little altar to the eldritch beings of yore. Or pick out the perfect itty bitty crystals of power beyond the understanding of any human. What…
Yes, the Mini Squishable Baphomet may be an extra-dimensional creature of mystical occult tradition, but they re actually pretty chill. This afternoon their plans include a nice cup of chamomile tea, a comfortable couch, and a good record. They prefer heavy metal, but whatever, honestly. You pick. 6.5(w) x 11(d) x 8(h) inches. Polyester fiber,…
Whoa, that s a huge summoning circle! Who put that here where anyone could trip over it? Oh Baphomet, I thought it might be you! Summoning some fast food I see, eh? I fully support your mystical culinary endeavors. Also can you please summon me two dozen cupcakes? It s for, um, a friend. 12.5(w)…
On your way to your local summoning? This bag is for you! It can hold candles, chalk, matches, heck – even a crystal or two! That isn t to say all those things are for summoning eldrich creatures from the great unknown – maybe you re just really into on-the-go Halloween decorating! I m not…
Yes, the Mini Squishable Baphomet may be an extra-dimensional creature of mystical occult tradition, but they re actually pretty chill. This afternoon their plans include a nice cup of chamomile tea, a comfortable couch, and a good record. They prefer heavy metal, but whatever, honestly. You pick. 3 vinyl sticker of the Mini Squishable Baphomet
If bears dangerous, why big babies? If I could just hug a single black bear cub, that would solve approximately 96.9% of my problems! The rest of my problems may or may not relate to a bear attack. 8(w) x 8(d) x 8(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!
How s your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where s your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you re lonely without a citrusy sidekick. I d help you out if I could, but I m definitely not champagne-soluble. Trust me, I ve tried. Details:Â 4(w) x 5.5(d) x 14(h) inches….
Irony! This here is a bag that s modeled after a famously sweet snacky liquid with lumpy tapioca! And yet this bag isn t able to hold a liquid itself! And also it s not made of tapioca! And also you can t snack on it. IRONY! 8.3(w) x 3.9(d) x 10.4(h) inches. Polyurethane, ages…
Why do all of my plants meet an untimely end? Even the fool-proof ones: apparently they haven t met this fool! Air plants, spider plants, succulents, cactuses, it doesn t matter. If it s green, it will soon be brown.Does this describe your relationship with anything containing chlorophyll? Well guess what! The Mini Squishable Cactus…
Need to do some magic on the go? Don t be unprepared in the wild! Who knows when you might need a love potion! Or a potion to keep away lions who fall in love with you because you used a love potion! Or a potion to make you run really really fast from a…
Nothing toiling and troubling about this! We ve been bubbling up this tiny potion pal for a while! The perfect companion to any spell-casters arsenal, this cauldron is juuust big enough for all your eyes of newt and dead men s toes! 9(w) x 9(d) x 7(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!
Gilding the lily! That means taking something that s really great and making it unnecessarily greater. Like taking a cinnamon bun with icing and adding chocolate. Like taking a perfect ballet performance and adding puppets. Like taking a bacon cheeseburger and adding, I don t know, a trombone? Like taking a Unicorn and making it…
Everyone knows that the best things come in threes. Musketeers! Billy Goats Gruff! Wise men! Little Pigs! The list goes on! Why, I can t even imagine how many dimensions movies had before 3D glasses came along!The Mini Squishable Cerberus is nothing but threes! Three tongues to lick your face lovingly! Three sets of teeth…
Three heads are definitely better than one, and only slightly cooler than two! Think of it like always having someone to talk to about your day! Three opinions, three takes, three different perspectives! It s a win-win…win! Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They re smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro…
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