What s inside my Squishable Doctor Plague Backpack, you wonder? Oh you know, the standard essentials for a spooky medical assistant: a quill, ink, parchment, crystals, tarot cards, beakers, magnifying glass, odd samples of herbs and mold, video game console, tortilla chips, eldritch horrors of whose name we dare not speak….you know, the usual stuff….
No need to adjust your screen – you absolutely read this correctly! For so many years, people have been begging us for a Plaque Doctor. Weirdly, it was always under our Plague Doctor photos, but that s probably just a coincidence! Well, we ve heard your demands for a dental hygiene-themed plush! You re right,…
Have you ever wanted to play dreidel, but, you know, not with an actual dreidel? No wait, bear with me! If you did, you would need a super small, portable version to make that possible. That wasn t an actual dreidel. Like this one! It s small! But…bigger than an actual dreidel. But more portable than an even bigger…
We have a Mini Dreidel, We made it out of…fur! And when it smiles and give me the thumbs-up Then spinning shall occur! Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, We made it out of extra-long fillment polyfill! Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Eat latkes till you re ill! But seriously folks, archaic games of chance are no singing…
They see you when you re sleeping, when you re awake, and when you told your mom you were going to take the chicken out to defrost and never did! That s okay though, because the Festive Plague Doctor is willing to overlook all of that! All that matters to them is that you re…
If you didn t save any cookies for this festive nurse, I really have nothing to say to you! And they BETTER be sugar cookies with icing and sprinkles, aka their favorites! They will settle for nothing less!! They didn t get all dressed up just to be disappointed in your lack of baking, they…
Field mouse, oh field mouse, how I love you so! So tiny, so unassuming! These little guys will not infest your home, but they will sure infest your HEART! Is that weird to say? Someone please tell me if that s weird. Actually don t, I like to live in rodent-related bliss. 7.5(w) x 7.5(d)…
What exactly is a Mini Flocked Christmas Tree? I don t entirely know, but judging from context clues, it s a tree that s decorated all super fancy and stylish. Also judging from context clues, you probably know more about Christmas trees than I do. The context clue in particular to which I refer is…
What exactly is a Flocked Christmas Tree? I don t entirely know, but judging from context clues, it s a tree that s decorated all super fancy and stylish. Also judging from context clues, you probably know more about Christmas trees than I do. The context clue in particular to which I refer is the…
What makes this Fluffy Bunny so darn fluffy? Perhaps it s an adaptation to a colder climate? Taking on-and-off a winter jacket during day-trips from the warren would be tiresome indeed! Or is there some other special secret purpose to this fantastical fleece? Could this bunny s fluffiness be the product of a well-oiled morning…
It s a bird! It s a plane! Wait, is that a FLYING PIGLET!? How could you possibly get those things confused? They look nothing alike! Seriously, go to the eye doctor. I mean, it was saying Oink and everything. Jeez. 6.5(w) x 9.5(d) x 7(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
Oh hello there! This Mini Gargoyle is so excited to meet you! He just quit his job of sitting on top of a French church spewing out rainwater. He says he liked the people watching and making scary faces, but smiling is easier on the granite. We agree! Give him a cuddle and watch a…
Oh hello there! This Gargoyle is so excited to meet you! He just quit his job of sitting on top of a French church spewing out rainwater. He says he liked the people watching and making scary faces, but smiling is easier on the granite. We agree! Give him a cuddle and watch a certain…
It s not a bird, it s DEFINITELY a plane!! With this aerial marvel at your disposal, the possibilities for play are endless! Explore the tundra s of Antarctica, the pyramids of Egypt, and the monuments of Rome, for almost 100% less than a plane ticket! Now that s a deal you can t beat!!…